Worst Knights Ever


"Hilarious and irreverent! The only thing I don't like about this is that I didn't think of this premise first." - Steve Hofstetter, comedian

It's autumn 2001, and a fire-breathing dragon is destroying London. With most of her military overseas, the Queen decides to do what previous Queens would've done and call in her Knights!

The only problem is that the Queen has only knighted celebrities.

Worst Knights Ever is the hilarious tale of four celebrities who volunteer to hunt down the dragon and try and save all of London.

This novel is an R-rated fantasy satire that has been called Jaws meets Ricky Gervais' Extras. Its outrageous irreverent humour and surprising heart have delighted early reviewers.

The novel is very inclusive and features LGTBQ heroes.

If you like quick wit, some dirty jokes, loving relationships, and brave celebrities who are under-prepared and in grave danger - You will love Worst Knights Ever!